No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
The air taste purple.
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