What a fucking waste of an outfit
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
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