I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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