Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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