dude i'm inner monologue high
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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