is your mom at the bar?
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
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