Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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