you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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