My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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