i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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