This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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