I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Too much gin, very little bucket
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I think I sprained my soul last night
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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