I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Your cock deserves a montage
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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