I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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