you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
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