it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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