if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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