Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
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