Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Well I just put wine in my tea
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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