Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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