i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
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