I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
tell me about the fingering
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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