i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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