is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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