So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
His nipple licking is glorious
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