physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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