can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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