I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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