i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
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