he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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