I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
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