thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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