I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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