I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
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