Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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