Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
