Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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