Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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