i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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