did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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