Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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