I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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