Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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