So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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