chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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