Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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