she was so not down for the gang bang
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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