Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
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