i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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