we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I didn't notice because vodka
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Randomize
